That Marvel Comics is broken cannot
be argued. Awful hack writers, ugly art, and horrible rewrites of every
character have doomed a once proud stable of characters. The only solution lies
in looking backwards. Marvel could dump 10, 20, even 30 years of awful
continuity and start over from an earlier point when they were still getting it
right.
But I’m proposing something bolder –
going back 71 years. In 1943, Timely Comics – the forerunner of Marvel -- was
just a small company with a small, but successful output. This new
version of Timely would stay small too. Relaunching Timely Comics as an
imprint of Marvel would allow for a restart and would keep the current mess for
those who like messes.
The tone for all the stories is
light – violence is like a PG-rated film, sex is limited to kissing with no
extreme cheesecake, and stories are meant to be fun and entertaining. When real issues, like WWII, poverty, or corruption
are dealt with, they are handled artfully and tastefully to be as inoffensive
as possible. Politically, stories will take a pro-U.S. government stance. Death is a sobering event, remorse by all
heroes, and limited to no more than one death per story.
I propose 12 titles – 4 solo titles
-- Angel Comics, Captain America Comics, Human Torch Comics, Sub-Mariner Comics
– and 8 anthology titles – Marvel Mystery Comics, Daring Mystery Comics, Mystic
Comics, All-Winners Comics, Young Allies Comics, USA Comics, All-Select Comics,
and Comedy Comics.
All-Select Comics. An anthology featuring 3 15-page stories of Miss
America, Miss Fury, Blue Diamond, and a 9-page Tuk, Caveboy adventure, but with
the promise of rotating out characters from other titles, or otherwise unused
characters from Timely’s past, based on annual readers’ polls. The Miss America stories will feature 3 pages
of reprinted material, with 12 pages of new material branching out from
them. The Miss Fury stories will feature
7 pages of material from the original comic strip, with 8 pages of new comic
book pages taking the stories in different directions. Blue Diamond and Tuk
features will be all-new. Miss America is
essentially a half-powered Captain Marvel, able to lift 50 tons. Blue Diamond has bulletproof skin and can
lift 3 tons.
All-Winners Comics. 4 13-page
stories featuring the solo heroes, Angel, Captain America, Human Torch, and
Sub-Mariner. Stories may tie into each other and the four heroes may meet
in them, but they do not team-up.
Angel Comics. 3 15-page
stories starring the Angel and 1 9-page back-up story, usually focused on his
supporting cast. The Angel is strong (lifts 600 lbs.) and a superb
athlete and jumper, but not superhuman. His colors are darker (other than the
bright red cape) and he adds a domino mask and gloves. He knows some magic and
can cast simple charm spells and also wears a magic cape that lets him
fly. His supporting cast is bad girl Lil Lang and good girl FBI special
agent Jane Framan. One story each month takes off from four pages of
reprinted material. In 1942, the Angel
will be recruited by the Secret Service.
Captain America Comics. 3 15-page
stories starring Cap and Bucky, and a 1 9-page back-up story of Cap and Bucky
out of costume, on Army duty, or Bucky solo. Cap is twice as strong as in
modern comics, but not the ‘ultimate fighter’ of modern comics either. Bucky is
13 years old. Supporting cast also includes FBI special agent Betty Ross, Sgt.
Mike Duffy, Henry Baldwin (engineer/inventor?), Hawkshaw Brogan (actor- turns
soldier?), President Roosevelt, and Tom Peters (fellow soldier). The
stories themselves are a mix of reprint with fresh material. For example,
Captain America Comics #1 (new series) would lead off with the first story from
Captain America Comics #32, featuring a Golden Age version of the Mole Man, but
retaining 6 pages of the original 13-page story with 9 new pages that would
take the story in a fresh direction.
Comedy Comics. A funny animal anthology book, leading with 2
13-page stories featuring Super-Rabbit (superhero/funny animal mash-up), and 3 8-page
one-shot stories involving funny animals, plus 1 4-page joke filler.
Daring Mystery Comics. 3
15-page stories featuring the Masked Raider (cowboy genre); amalgamated/new
character Dakor Barton, the Invisible Super-Mind (half-robot, half-man,
telepathic and super-smart); and Hurricane (the god Mercury as a modern day
superhero). A 9-page back-up features the Thunderer, an engineer who designs
a costume that amplifies his voice to deafen/disorient selected individuals
around him.
Human Torch Comics. 3 15-page
stories featuring the Human Torch and Toro, plus 1 9-page back-up story usually
focused on Toro solo. The Human Torch is not yet accepted as equal to a
human, and is treated with fear and mistrust wherever he shows his powers. Only
Toro, Mr. Harris (a businessman), and Johnson (ex-con, ex-race car driver/the
Torch’s chauffeur character) trust and protect the Torch. At least one story a
month would be built off of an already-told story, using the first 5 pages of a
12 page story and then adding 10 new pages of different material.
Marvel Mystery Comics. 3 15-page stories featuring Ka-Zar, Laughing
Tiger (amalgamated/new character who wears a tiger costume, laughs when he
attacks because he’s slightly off his rocker, and rights wrongs he discovers
about as a reporter – also a crack pilot and ex-safari hunter), and Dynamic Man
(an android who can lift 6 tons). A
9-page back-up features the Human Top, an extra light-hearted superhero serial
about a guy who can spin real fast.
Mystic Comics. A slightly more mature anthology with scary
visuals, darker themes, the supernatural, up to two deaths per story, and
occasional bras showing. The lead
feature is a 15-page serial about the Black Widow (the Golden Age version,
woman who is sent back to Earth by the Devil as a supernatural bounty hunter –
like the TV show Reaper, but less funny).
Other 15-page features include Dave Blaze and Flexo the Devil
(amalgamated/new characters about an amateur conjurer/daredevil who summons a
minor devil able to stretch and very resistant to injury), and Blazing Skull
(Assistant D.A. who is changed by skull-men to be immune to fire, can start and
manipulate fires with his mind, and can lift 1.5 tons). The 9-page back-up
feature is about the Black Marvel (Indian who uses his intense physical
training to become a superhero).
Sub-Mariner Comics. 3 15-page stories featuring Prince Namor the Sub-Mariner as he explores the world of man, sometimes with his doting cousin Dorma, and usually in the company of his guide and main crush, NY policewoman and tough girl Betty Dean. Namor is no longer hostile to the surface world by 1943, but he views most of it negatively. Namor doesn't always run around in trunks. Sometimes he wears surface world clothes and other times he wears his princely ceremonial outfit (complete with cape), but it all depends on Namor's mercurial mood. Namor is the most powerful being in the world, able to lift 96 tons, which makes him frightening even to the other superheroes. Supporting cast includes now-deposed Emperor Tha-Korr (an isolationist and a bit of a racist who favors the more catfish-like mermen over the more human-looking mermen, still allowed to serve as a figurehead on the Council of Three), Princess Fen (Namor's mother, a real surface world-hater who was briefly allied with the Nazis, and the other member of the Council of Three with Namor and Tha-Korr), Luther Robinson (soldier of fortune and Namor's ally/adversary depending on who's paying him) and Luther's fiancee Lynn Harris (another of Namor's crushes, because Namor is a cad). Namor's undersea kingdom is Aquaria -- not called Atlantis. Aquaria is found between Argentina and Antarctica and has 1957-era technology, including nuclear power. The 9-page backup feature focuses on Dorma, Betty Dean, or Luther.
Sub-Mariner Comics. 3 15-page stories featuring Prince Namor the Sub-Mariner as he explores the world of man, sometimes with his doting cousin Dorma, and usually in the company of his guide and main crush, NY policewoman and tough girl Betty Dean. Namor is no longer hostile to the surface world by 1943, but he views most of it negatively. Namor doesn't always run around in trunks. Sometimes he wears surface world clothes and other times he wears his princely ceremonial outfit (complete with cape), but it all depends on Namor's mercurial mood. Namor is the most powerful being in the world, able to lift 96 tons, which makes him frightening even to the other superheroes. Supporting cast includes now-deposed Emperor Tha-Korr (an isolationist and a bit of a racist who favors the more catfish-like mermen over the more human-looking mermen, still allowed to serve as a figurehead on the Council of Three), Princess Fen (Namor's mother, a real surface world-hater who was briefly allied with the Nazis, and the other member of the Council of Three with Namor and Tha-Korr), Luther Robinson (soldier of fortune and Namor's ally/adversary depending on who's paying him) and Luther's fiancee Lynn Harris (another of Namor's crushes, because Namor is a cad). Namor's undersea kingdom is Aquaria -- not called Atlantis. Aquaria is found between Argentina and Antarctica and has 1957-era technology, including nuclear power. The 9-page backup feature focuses on Dorma, Betty Dean, or Luther.
USA Comics. 3 15-page stories featuring Electro (the
robot “Marvel of the Age”), the Vision (Aarkus, a Martian Manhunter-like
character who journeys to our world through smoke), and American Mask (amalgamated/new
character who wears a flag mask over a suit while fighting crime and solving
mysteries. He works as a reporter by day, but even that is an assumed identity,
for he’s really a rich prince from another country. His focus is on detection
and mystery). The 9-page back-up feature
is about the Fin, a Navy lieutenant who discovers he’s a mutant (without using
that term), can lift 5 tons, survive under enormous pressure, and quickly finds
a magic sword.
Young Allies Comics. Not the Young Allies comic you know, per
se. The first two 15-page stories are
indeed about Bucky and Toro teamed up, and may or may not feature less
offensive stereotypes of their friends from Young Allies. These stories may or may not stand alone or
continue. But the third 15-page feature
is about Terry Vance, schoolboy sleuth (with a mystery focus, as opposed to the
adventure focus of Bucky and Toro). The 9-page
back-up feature stars Young Marvel (a museum mummy turns out to be an alien who
abducts Martin Burns, takes him to Jupiter for 4 years, and returns the now-12
year old boy to Earth with the ability to lift 2 tons and with bracers that
generate bright flashes of light when touched together).